too turnt two wheels

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs

I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store

by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

Third wheeling

Cohen.

Cohen likes third wheeling.

by Valarie-FreyFrey October 16, 2023

wizard wheel

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

by The wizard 69 May 7, 2016

Turkish Wheel

The Turkish Wheel is a violent sexual maneuver involving a wagon wheel coated in horse feces. The wheel is inserted into ones anus, and the feces helps the wheel slide in better. The wheel is then spun around until the anal cavity ruptures.

Person 1: Mitch Lord is freaky!! He wanted to give me a Turkish Wheel!!
Person 2: elevator.

by North American Fella May 26, 2024

Wheel

A term used to describe a complete asshole. A wheel is not even a man but is a rudimentary tool, and not in the useful sense. He is a wheel because it is probably the first major tool humans made use of. A wheel usually seems like a normal man with an important job and extracurricular activities. He usually has many friends and attends all social events because he works hard at this image. A wheel tries so hard to be funny you often can't understand his jokes but he will just tell you how funny he is.He will spend thousands of dollars earned from the stock market and real estate ventures on bottles at the lodge or on toys to make him look cooler.He's also obnoxious about attaining clout on social media. You can always find a wheel on his boat looking for dock babies or riding his motorcycle.If you see a wheel he's probably completely inebriated in a blackout and most likely breaking something or hurting himself. But a wheel is completely approchable and in fact a great friend to have. You can laugh at the wheel or make use of him

Tony: Bro, I made $8,000 today on the Disney stock! I'm going to take some more pictures of my new motorcycles and send them to Amber
Brodie: dude, you such a wheel. Looks like your buying all the drinks tonight

Tony: let's call Danny and tell him how cool we are

by Nantucket Daddy April 14, 2019

Penis Wheel

When a multitude of naked males go into a Ferris wheel like formation around a female and serenade her with 40's rock music. Commonly found being done in Winchendon Massachusetts.

If when enters her household. One will commonly find Macy in the middle of a Penis Wheel.

by What is a pseudonym¿ July 24, 2015

Rubbing Wheels

When two males are having a 3 way with a female counterpart during vaginal and anal penetration, both males genitals collide during the action of thrusting.

"Whoa, Steve, we just rubbing wheels right now!"

"I know John, that was mad as!"

by tommyt-bone December 29, 2015