A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
by Don C. Hawantme June 20, 2007

That chick was sooo fat, her cooze looked like someone kicked a boot hole in a beached whale carcass.
by Big Richard May 31, 2005

the blue whale foreskin full of cum is when you are about to nut then close your foreskin so you nut all in your foreskin
by noah_7736 October 31, 2022

Fish bish at whales to find tails is fantastic beasts and where to find them FBAWTFT
which in extended form in Fish Bish At Whales To Find Tails
which in extended form in Fish Bish At Whales To Find Tails
Hey want to go and whatch Fish bish at whales to find tails
What is that ?
Fantastic beasts and where to find them duh!
What is that ?
Fantastic beasts and where to find them duh!
by Ye boiii February 13, 2018

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.
Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.
by JV Biff July 19, 2010

A rare mythological feeling you get the day after consuming spagetti made with dave's insanity hot sauce while drinking rediculous amounts of bacardi.
Friend 1"Man how do feel after that crazy night yesterday? That spagetti was good wasn't it!" Friend 2"Well to put it bluntly I feel like the Ancient red belly fire spewing corka whale!!!
by fire spewer January 27, 2010

Most likely the best friend you will have. If you are lucky enough to meet someone like this. They put up with your crazy random personality and go along with it. Also they are very social. They will host parties all the time. And if you are lucky you will be invited. Unless of course you are a guy and its 'Girls Night Out'... But of course that was a given. Have a very broad vocabulary and will often make fun of your lesser vocabulary and insignificant knowledge of grammar. At times you may have to put up with this persons scandalous friends. But don't worry. It will be worth it in the end. You will be rewarded... Well hopefully. Maybe one day she will bear your bare bear children. (Which is a new species you two will create together. They will rule the world. And you can be proud of what you guys accomplished together). They are always good at keeping secrets and love to read. And you will treasure the time you spent together.
Guy 1: Dude... Like she is such a Whale Surfer. Look at her perfect knowledge of the English language.
Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!
*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy
Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?
Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer
Guy 2: Like No Way!! She's like obvi my best friend! Did I not tell you!!
*Guy 1 jumps off the nearest cliff from complete jealousy
Girl 1: Hey do you speak good...?
Girl 2: Well yes obviously I'm a Whale Surfer
by Walrus Lord August 18, 2013
