Wet Afro

When a male ejaculates in a woman or other male's hair and henceforth uses it as shampoo

Girl: I have no shampoo
Guy: I'll give you a wet afro

by jawbraker4lyf November 5, 2014

Wet Filly

(n.) The act of you licking a penis and then the owner of the penis inserts it into your ear. It's like a wet willy, but with a dick.

Person 1: "Dang, my ear hurts!"
Person 2: "Why?"
Person 1: "I have swimmers ear!"
Person 2: "But you don't know how to swim!"
Person 1: "I know! Peter gave me a Wet Filly."

by pumbaa February 5, 2013

wet hands

A Minecraft song made by the severely underrated C418. Mainly referenced to Stampy long Nose.

Wow Wet Hands? C418? What a nigger.

by Kameron exe April 21, 2021

wet breakfast

Usually muesli or cereal served in a bowl with milk or some appropriate substitute.

No toast for me thank you, I fancy a wet breakfast this morning.

by erkod March 5, 2017

wet furnace

when a man saves up at least .5L of nut and heats it up in the microwave and dumps it on an unsuspecting female victim

Kyle: yoo bruh what did u end up doin w that bitch
Gerald: everything was goin well until i dropped the wet furnace, then she up and left

by fuckaduckinthebutt June 27, 2019

wet ferret

When a hairy cock is wettened by either female bodily fluids or lubricants.

Have you pet a wet ferret today?

by caitielicious June 10, 2008

wet milkstamp

When a woman milkstamps someone and she lactates while doing so. This is regardless of whether it is a skim, 2%, 1/2 and 1/2, or whole milkstamp. It is also considered a wet milkstamp even if the breastmilk doesn't get on the milkstampee.

She stained her shirt when she gave me that 1/2 and 1/2 wet milkstamp.

by Jdex August 8, 2010