Sad Nigga Cheese Water

Saying that is used after a sad occurance on social media.

Oh my God like no cap he just overdosed. Sad Nigga Cheese Water.

by REEF BOX Nation August 15, 2019

Harold P. Warren

Former fertilizer saleman who lived in the El Paso, Texas area. On a bet, he created the worst film ever made - Manos the Hands of Fate. Also probably created the film to fulfill lifetime fantasy of seeing women in sheer nightgowns wrestle in the desert. Gave us such memorable charachters as Torgo and The Master.

I am Torgo. I take care of the place while the master is away.

by jesster79 March 6, 2004

Warrenism

The act of worshipping the almighty god himself, The Drury. To convert to Warrenism is the act of becoming a Warrenist. To convert, you must engrave the pec symbol onto your hands and read every Chuck Norris fact but substitute 'Chuck Norris' for 'Drury'.

Man #1: What made you convert to Warrenism?
Man #2: The power of pecs.

by Gerg Wilssain April 25, 2009

Nigga warranty

Too buy an item from a store. If that item breaks you return to the store buy the same item again and return the broken one saying that you bought it broken.

Johhny bought a Playstation 3 and broke it. So he went out bought the same PS3 switched the broken one to the knew one and returned it saying it was broken and got his money back all cash, and thats what you call a nigga warranty.

by Greek Mafia December 10, 2008

bong water

the bong water is the water in the bong.
you must not drink the bong water.
its not tempting cos it looks like shit.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bong water

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

pushing water uphill

a descriptive phrase for attempting any hopeless task. If you've ever tried to push water uphill you'll understand the concept.

literal-Part of my job involves clearing water from the floor of my work station. Because the floor is pitched away from the drain, it takes an inordinate amount of time to clear the water, because I'm always pushing it uphill.
figurative-Asking your boss for a raise in these times of tight money makes as much sense as pushing water uphill.

by earpuller January 19, 2006

water is wet

The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?

Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.

by Hayden Avengerkid5 May 20, 2018