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Another word for marijuana. A natural plant that usually gives positive feelings when smoked/consumed/etc. People who smoke weed aren't trying to run away from their problems. They're just relaxing and taking a break - it's like a lunch break from life.

It takes a smart person to stay away from drugs... but it takes a genious to do drugs wisely. If you're constantly stoned, you'll probably end up with some problems. But if you smoke in moderation, you'll be a happy person.

It has not been proven that weed causes schizophrenia. Yes, if you smoke too much, it can be harmful to your lungs. If weed is legalized, research could be done to remove the harmful substances from weed.

Ever wonder why you never hear anything bad about Jamaica? Weed is legal there. Connect the dots, people!

Also, I don't know one person who smokes weed just to "be cool."
I smoke weed every so often to relax. I live a successful life.
weed by !Annie January 6, 2009
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weed tea 

When one cuts the top of a tea bag off, puts finely broken marijuana nuggets (break up very thoroughly, near shake for best results. Also, don't put some amount of a one hitter bowl in, that will do nothing, be generous for best results. If you feel the need to, you can put the stems and seeds in, although I don't) in the emptied out tea bag, then folds the top down and staples it to make sure no weed gets out and puts it in one's favorite tea/coffee cup. Whilst doing this, boil water as hot as possible for best results, then pour it into the cup with the weed tea bag in it. Quickly put a plate over the top of the cup to keep the steam in (the weed needs to be in the hottest water possible for a long time to get as much THC out as possible). Remove the plate after 10-15 minutes. Let chill for 5 minutes. Add honey or milk, or lemon juice, or simply drink plain. Then after drinking all of it, smoke a bowl of the weed in the tea bag, and you will be succesfully baked. Now enjoy your "green" tea!
oh god, after drinking that weed tea and smoking that bowl from the tea bag, I'm fucking obliterated.
weed tea by jamesyy. September 15, 2007
Shortened version of weeaboo; someone who is gross af, but has a weird connection with anime, like a soul bond or some thing
Parent: don't go there, it's full of weebs
Weebs by Lydtehsquid August 25, 2018
Lets legalize Weed , And then smoke some Purple. :D
Weed by Bob the Fucking Builder , So December 12, 2010

Weedsicle 

A tasty treat similar to a Popsicle, except that the ingredients are weed, and water. Typically enjoyed by people called weedists.
Also known as a weed water popsicle.
Dude 1: "Dude, have a taste of my weedsicle!"
Dude 2: "No offense bro, but you are a mega weedist."
Weedsicle by Tronny Jenkins January 6, 2010

weedeater gas 

Man, I got [tore up on that weedeater gas last night!
weedeater gas by themoodyone August 8, 2009

weed fat 

Weight gained following multiple munchie sessions from when you're high; the marijuana equivalent of a beer gut
He looks so much better now that he's lost his weed fat!
weed fat by Fcundiff December 21, 2015