The birth of the unicorn comes from a Billy goat mating with a miniature shetland pony in the cornfields of central Iowa. Which in turn makes the most Majestic little fuckers known to man. The unicorns are nothing as they seem in the movies they are actually only about 2 1/2 feet tall and they are ruthless little suits that grunt and romp.
Hey did you go to the cornfield in Iowa when you were there? I heard if you walk to deep into them you will get attacked by a pack of majestic unicorns...
by Crispyshelbycake April 25, 2021
Get the Unicornmug. A unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a horse with a horn. Unicorns are usually a white with bright colors on their manes ears and tails. They're related to the other mythical creature the Pegasus which has wings and a horn. If you ever encounter (which you probably won't) be sure to keep it or at least take a few pics.
Being defined, I remember as a child listening listening to my mom read about unicorns and telling me about mystical unicorns I always found them so fascinating along with the mermaids Pegasus and all types of crap. unicorns are very rare and would be a beautiful to encountering if you ever do make sure to take some pictures and show social media or you can keep it to yourself in your own self pride this is very kid friendly and all you people who weren't making it kid-friendly get off Urban dictionary.
by Superintelligentperson1237 June 3, 2020
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