i'll be a monkey's uncle

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

by specimengold November 8, 2013

and Bob’s Your Uncle

And Means “there it is,” “there you have it,” or “everything is alright.” Commonly use in the UK and through the Commonwealth. Similar to the French “et viola.”

Magician waves his wand over his top and says: “Abracadabra! Alakazam!” As he pulls the rabbit out he says “and Bob’s your uncle!!”

by Kannath June 3, 2018

Uncle Rico Syndrome

Uncle Rico Syndrome or URS is when a person frequently refers to the "Glory days" or an earlier time when there life was better and/or different.

Origin - "Uncle Rico" a character from the film Napoleon Dynamite was obsessed with time travel so that he could return to 1984 when he was a star quarterback and play for his high school football team.

- The TV character "Al Bundy" suffers from Uncle Rico Syndrome; as he constantly reminisced about the "big football game" and how if he had done one thing differently he would have gone pro instead of marrying Peg.

- "Those girls totally have URS (Uncle Rico Syndrome), they keep talking about how their high school locker was always such a mess, which was 17 years ago."

by ak209 April 12, 2010

Uncle Jesse

A bearded racist from the backwoods of Georgia who guzzled Daisy's huckleberry pies like it ain't no thing. He was played by Denver Pyle, the father of John Stamos. Denver Pyle died a while ago; he died of lung cancer. It probably sucked. He was from Methune, Massachusetts

Denver Pyle? You mean Mr. Methune?

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004

Uncle Joe's basement

A place where little kids go to be filled by Uncle Joe's juices

Uncle Joe's basement is almighty in basement with little kids

by Uncle joe's kiddy handler February 14, 2020

dj uncle e

Gospel DJ from Pittsburgh Pa........To have 1st Gospel Program on The Univ. of Pittsburgh's radio station 92.1fm Wpts

"Taking Da Gospel 2Da Streetz" - DJ Uncle E

by wpts September 13, 2011

ur uncle rapist

The truly worst insult of all time, yes even worse than ur mom gay ,ur dad lesbian or Ur Granny Tranny. This insult is so annihilating because it is true and triggers flashbacks to peoples toddler years

Bob: ur mom gay lol
Dylan: nein, ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny tranny

Dylan: *fighting tears and clinching his fists* ur uncle rapist
Bob: assumes fetal position as cries about the time that his uncle opened Bob

by KTDream March 12, 2018