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Soggy Twinkie

After blowing ones load in some chicken heads mouth, you lay your penis on her forehead, you make her spit your badger milk on a Twinkie and have her eat that bad boy in front of you. This is the Soggy Twinkie.
Nothing pleases Jackie's appetite quite like a Soggy Twinkie from her man
by Zepster January 11, 2009
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thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.
Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !
by broncula January 5, 2012
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twinkie bus

Slang name given to the school buses manufactured by the Crown Coach Corporation of Southern California. The rounded shape and yellow color are remarkably similar to the Hostess Twinkie snack cake.

This bus body shape remained unchanged for a remarkable 43 years, spanning 1948-1991. These buses were and still are a staple of many school districts of Southern California and other parts of the western United States.

This term is wrongly given to other school buses that do not have the distinct Twinkie shape of the classic Crown Coach. And is often misused for short busses, which are more appropriately referred to in slang as a Tard Cart.
by Southwest Chief November 29, 2007
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think nipple

The mouse button on your laptop between letters G, H and B.
My touchpad isn't working, I'll have to use the think nipple instead
by Auditor David February 28, 2008
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Never Think

Song by Robert Pattinson in which he sings from the perspective of Edward Cullen. He sings about how he doesn't want Bella to become a vampire, but he loves her so much that he kinda does. Possibly one of the best songs ever. Except sometimes its hard to hear was Rob is trying to sing/say.
Edward: "Bella don't become a vampire."

Bella:"But I love you so much, I want to"

Edward: "Let me just sing my song 'Never Think' so you understand how I feel"
by Alitess December 9, 2008
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I'll Think About It

The most rage inducing word your parents use when you ask for somthing you want but they don't care about so they put it off for later.
Kid - Hey dad can I go to Micheal's House

Dad - I'll think about it

*Crack*

Kid - Hey mom
by UnstoppableG05 May 26, 2018
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can't think

I can't think of an example,... uhhhhhhh..... llama?
by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020
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