Table

Something broken

*crash* Oh no

Our table
It’s broken

by TheMilkUrDadLookedForSince January 20, 2022

table eater

A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth

Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater

by Curb Eater January 28, 2022

Table

The best object in existence, besides the chair of course. Items are often placed on this object.

Tyler: Did you see last nights football games?
Grant: table

by ilovetheletterh February 8, 2022

Tablenaut

A person that is really into tabletop games.

That guy has so many board games, he must be a tablenaut!

by CannibalCoconutt February 16, 2022

table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.

There goes Karen! What a table.

by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022

Tablet Toddler

Synonym for iPad kid

“Oh god, there goes a tablet toddler-“

by Mckj May 4, 2022

Table

A 4 legged object.

I like the yellow table.

by Chair4p May 5, 2022