Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

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teariki

Teariki is a hot man. Who is kind and hori. He sure fart a lot. His friends are the sexist people on earth.

Teariki is the hottest person in the world

by Dhbgycdryhchjiitdxsetcvjuy November 21, 2021

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Tearductsjuice

A 100% pure fruit juice nutcracker made by Tear Ducts himself.

This Mango Tearductsjuice is amazing what's in it? Freshly cold pressed mango juice along with rum and vodka

by Tearductsjuice November 22, 2021

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Tearrance

Simply put; that nigga!

Oh, that's Tearrance

by Blaow tadow November 23, 2021

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Tearynce is the most handsome boy in the world. He has the best personality and if you find a tearynce don’t let him go because he is very special. Tearynce has the most pure smile, the most contagious laugh and a heart of gold. Tearynce is the type of person who can make you happy just by being around them. Tearynce will never let you be upset and makes you feel like there is still good in the world. Tearynce is kind, compassionate, caring and selfless and he deserves to know how amazing he is. Tearynce is just perfect in every way possible.

wow, tearynce is absolutely perfect.

by jasmiine November 24, 2021

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