Tom Warren

- An attention seeker who tries to have banter with the alpha males but forgets to know his place.

"Hey you know that guy? He's a real Tom Warren"
"Very true, he does seem to seek a lot of attention. And since his sister gets more attention than him, I can see why he's a Tom Warren"

by Big yikss December 12, 2019

tom nook

give me those fucking knies

give it tom nook

by not jack abrams May 15, 2020

Tom Fuck

Tom gets into Tom Foolery with but with no fucks given

Tom is always a fuck

Every group has a fucking Tom

Tom fuck not again

You are such a Tom fuck

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Hashbrown Tom

Someone named Tom who likes hash browns.

Hashbrown Tom: I love hash browns.

by Jack Awoll October 7, 2020

fat tom

fart

One day in the grocery store I let out a grown up fat tom and everyone ran away.

by pattyboyyy October 12, 2011

Tom Holland

The hottest dude you will ever see. I'm not gay but holy shit, I would let Tom Holland do lots of things to me. He is almost as good as Ryan Reynolds.

Eli: "Did you see Tom Holland's new movie?"
Random fellow:"Yea I liked it."
Eli: "Yea it made me want a threesome with Tom Holland and Ryan Reynolds."
Random fellow:"I think you need to get some help."

by Daddy Thomas May 7, 2022

tom jones

very famous singer originating from the popular comic series of team fortress 2. later, a phoney would go on to impersonate him in the real world. hey may or may not be scouts dad.

his life began by being born, where he later wrote his hit song: sex bomb. after writing it, however, he needed a house, so he got a roommate with merasmus, the great and powerful sorcerer (after being born only 12 seconds ago) when soilder broke his neck to get back at merasmus, and to entertain the group of elderly women he took. when he went to heaven, he went to take a shower, and was killed again by an angel so scout didnt see he died. no one knows what happened next

i dont really know how to fit tom jones into a sentence

by potato-lord-69420 October 28, 2021