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The Ultimate Takedown

The Ultimate Takedown, is an wrestling move, usually used as a last resort . It involves standing on a piece of furniture

shouting that you will do the ultimate takedown, before jumping on the intended target from the piece of furniture, usually resulting in a comedic situation.
That idiot just tried The Ultimate Takedown on me!
by xexonem February 4, 2023
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Adrian Lopez Toledo

This dude fucks so hard he makes girls queef on command.
“Yo Adrian Lopez Toledo make that chick queef”
by Dre hiz April 25, 2023
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tokliest of tokes

The smallest of hits from a joint or a cig. Derived from “to toke”, a tokliest of tokes is what you ask for when you want to take the littlest of drags. But it sometimes ends up being more. Start small
Hey man can I take the tokliest of tokes from that little spliffy?
by kombuchalord January 20, 2024
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Vessel Marie Token

A creature that is likely the result of a siren and a leprechaun breeding (which would explain the dancing). He is very silly and filled with big emotions while also being a massive nerd. It is well known that his laughter is notorious for shattering mortal beings where they stand. It is speculated that he may be a primordial eldritch being. It should be noted that he is also the father of a beautiful flamingo son that goes by the name Jericho Vesselonius Token. He can be observed going through a cycle of energetic dancing, having a mental breakdown, hyping up the homies, fighting a giant, nearly getting sniped with a drumstick, strutting like an exotic male bird searching for a mate, and zoomies. His diet consists of can of peas, bologna, caramel, taco bell, new flesh, and cream cheese on a broken jaw. Do not give him sugar past 5pm. You will end up hearing him scream all night about it. When feeding, he can be observed saying "nom nom". Overall, Vessel Marie Token is a miraculous creature deserving of deep love and affection.
Sleep: "Vessel Marie Token, did you get into the sugar again?!"

Vessel: "SUUUUUGAAAAAR I'VE GOT A TASTE FOR YOU!"
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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Jericho Vesselonius Token

The son of Vessel Marie Token, nickname "Jerry". Jerry is a black flamingo that is incredibly beloved, with beautiful feathers that his father can be seen wearing on his back. One has to wonder if Vessel collects the feathers Jerry sheds to turn into accessories, or if he skinned Jerry and turned him into a fashionable statement piece.

Regardless, it seems everyone has collectively decided that the flamingo's name is Jerry, short for Jericho Vesselonius Token, without collaborating on it. Which begs the question of whether we have been brainwashed and are becoming a hive mind.
"Hey, you'll never believe it, but my friend stole Jericho Vesselonius Token and now he's sitting in my living room. We call him Jerry."
by d33pfri3dsp00ns July 3, 2025
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Non-Fungible Token

An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.
We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.
by GPM415 August 12, 2025
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B.j tokens

Any unwanted substance used to trade with beat hookers for services instead of currency
Why did you take the sample ? You don't even smoke gear ! " I know but I'm out on the lash tonight so I use em as a b.j tokens on my way home"
by Budakist March 23, 2026
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