A stiff,flabby,black,hairy,dry, vagina. But when you open it you see narnia. it tates like that burnt white coffe that u ate last night while working the porch (porch monkey). It smells you like death and reminds you taint.
"Yo Tyrone, I did that chick last night and she had a burnt waffle."
"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."
"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
"Hey dude what are you doing."
"Doing a burnt waffle............hey mr. tomnas."
"Hey dude could you bring the butter, the stripper has a burnt waffle."
by UR MEM March 21, 2012
its definately a maxi pad
by KDawg. September 12, 2006
An "Awful Waffle" is one of two things.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
1. When someone gets there pances pulled down and a tennis racquet is smacked hard against there ass, leaving a mark, and syrup is poured over it.
2. A local ska band from Southern New Jersey, also known as A-Dub.
by Kyle Groom August 21, 2006
The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.
Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle
by John ashby July 27, 2010
To deficate on your partners chest while wearing fishnet stockings then flattening the feces with the stockings. The key is to leave a grid pattern like a waffle.
by Fong Johnson November 06, 2009
The pakistani waffle consists of sneaking into your friends room then proceding to defacate on his/her laptop keyboard. after this the laptop is place in the oven for a further 10 minutes.
by ings August 20, 2010
powdered sugar that you put on ur ass hole to make corn hooking more sexual and pleasureable its yummy stuff
by tito poncho gonzoles January 21, 2008