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Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020
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Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
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Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
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Poon

You slay poon #kingpoon
by Kingpoon April 4, 2017
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Poon

Short for Poon Tang, prostitute or vagina. From the French putain which means hooker, but pronounced poon tang in Viet Nam, the US soldiers brought this word back. Viet Nam used to be a colony of France and they use a lot of French words, often Asianized.
Poon Tang! One dollar lookey, two dollar touchy, three dollar do-y. Poon Tang Three Dolla and pack of Virginia Slim
by Jelly Roll Baker February 24, 2019
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Camp Lejeune Poon

A vagina that can cause health problems. Like one ridden with hpv that can lead to you developing a brain tumor like that guy in the 60s who was stationed at Camp Lejeune and decided to blast mfs from a clock tower.
Dude I'm sick.

Maybe it's from that Camp Lejeune Poon.
by september11th2000-fun February 19, 2025
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Poon

Poon - verb, Pooned
To fail completely at something usually simple.
Jeff - "Hey John, how's the wallpapering going?"
John - "Oh mate, I totally Pooned it, none of the patterns are matching"
by Sil Sien April 6, 2017
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