Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch
Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls
by SuckMyDyckkkk August 18, 2011
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Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.
This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.
by BigShmeat February 17, 2022
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Poon-blockage

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.
by blahblahface October 16, 2008
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poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.
My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.
by jessiecat February 27, 2011
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poon fart

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"
by January 28, 2021
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