Fast hands

Someone who can jerk his dick off at extreme speeds

Emma: wow u jerk so fast with your lefty
George: yeah, because I got those fast hands buddy

by George_Savage November 22, 2015

hand full

36 B cup... perfect hand full

yo her titties is aaight, more then a hand full is a waste!

by MiSs B Cup October 22, 2010

hand fart

A farting sound produced by clasping both hands together so that air is trapped between the palms, then squeezing so that the air must escape by vibrating the skin of the palms. This can also be produced by pulling air back into one's hands after the air has been squeezed out. Some people are so 'talented' at this that they can play rather complex music with it. One who is skilled at producing hand farts is called a 'manualist'.

Whoa! That guy just played the Star Wars imperial march with hand farts!

by I'm *so* not admitting that. December 24, 2008

Hand job

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!

josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003

Vic-Hand

When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand

Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.

by Your own worst enemy May 9, 2011

break hand

to wank or to masterbate

john break hand over his sister's best friend

by jz and xteec August 10, 2007

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007