by wow._.kcb February 17, 2016
A phrase uttered by any pissed off jersey citizen ; another way to say beat the living shit out of you.
by dude007 August 01, 2008
by Andy March 04, 2005
Act of telling your friends that you dont want to hang out because you're going to your grandmas house. But your really sitting at home cybering with a 40 year old man named Spike and playing Japanees Video Games.
by TSM April 05, 2005
The act of giving in to thoughtless rage. To 'go sterling' is not simply a show of anger, but a concentrated release of built up tension. This tension is often thought to brought about from weeks of consistent 'blue-balling', and its release is manifested by an intensely violent physical outburst.
Dude 1: "How's college been for you dude?"
Dude 2: "I dunno but if don't get laid soon I'm gonna 'go sterling' on this bitch's LED hula hoop."
Dude 2: "I dunno but if don't get laid soon I'm gonna 'go sterling' on this bitch's LED hula hoop."
by Evalina386 September 29, 2010
The practice of using an otherwise unused web browser for the purposes of discreetly looking up porn, thus hiding embarassing cookies from say a girlfriend or wife.
Jenny had left for the day, the coast was clear, time to 'go on Safari'
OR
Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'
OR
Jenny came home early and found me 'going on Safari'
by the gentleman caller August 27, 2011
Go to Texas is when you have a wet dream. One may say that they had a dream and "went to texas." Used as a code/cover up when around older folks, women, etc.
Person 1: Ah man, I had this dream that I went to Texas last night!!
Person 2 (knowing what's up): Oh yeah?
Person 3 (not knowing what's up): Why would you go to texas? What'd you do there? Did you go to Houston? Austin? Lubbock?
Person 2 (knowing what's up): Oh yeah?
Person 3 (not knowing what's up): Why would you go to texas? What'd you do there? Did you go to Houston? Austin? Lubbock?
by the_starszy August 10, 2010