Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by anonymous March 26, 2022

cleans biggest fan

@taylorswifts.bsf

@taylorswifts.bsf is cleans biggest fan!

by iloveonj February 4, 2024

President Clean

Somebody who has made unproven suggestions, such as injecting disinfectants to cure the Corona Virus.

"And I see the disinfectant. Where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. Is there a way that we can do something similar like that?"

-Donald J. Trump

President Trump, AKA President Clean, has made this dangerous, yet hilarious suggestion during the Corona Virus press briefing on April 23, 2020.

by Superman 2050 September 21, 2020

Clean Swap

A clean swap in crypto is when one token is swapped for another without any vesting.

1 Cswap to 1 Sundae isn’t a clean swap because the Sundae tokens will be vesting

by Gwag Owners Club January 4, 2022

Mister cleaning

The act of peeing onto a poop stain in a toilet bowl with the hopes it will come off and not need to be scrubbed.

After he took a dump last night he tried to do some mister cleaning before his in-laws visited.

by Bfosem October 20, 2022

Cleaning

To lick out or rimjob a shitring or dirty butthole I mean or just straight ass eating man taking your tongue and licking in and around a butthole

You remember that guy I met he loves cleaning

I love cleaning too

by Legendary_alliance February 20, 2020

Clean

This is the urban dictionary clean isn't a word here

Person 1: I looked up clean in the urban dictionary and there were like two definitions
Person 2: duh you idiot, it's the URBAN dictionary not WEBSTERS

by Smartqueen January 23, 2020