Getting valleyed

Starting a new world in Stardew Valley

Bro my homie getting valleyed right now

by Your mother is a tard November 25, 2021

Happy Valley

A happy valley is a ‘place’ where people go when they are stoned/high. It’s a place where things spin, things are happy, very vibrant colours appear, and there are a lot of different terms for this but the most common is definitely a happy valley.

There are a few meanings for this term, some of them being inappropriate.

However, it is mainly to describe what kind of ‘world’ people enter when they become high on drugs.

“Apparently Lacey got high, and she kept saying that she was in the happy valley. We weren’t quite sure what that meant.”
“Oh, its the place where people go when they’re stoned, everything spins it’s very vibrant and happy! Tell her to be careful.”

by alvssandra January 6, 2023

Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.

Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.

by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022

Valley City, OH

The frog jump capital of America, located in NE Ohio. All that comes from here is assholes, farms, and white guys that think they are black.

“I was gonna fuck him, but I heard he was from Valley City, OH. Total turnoff.”

by Chase Morcock January 22, 2021

Silicone Valley

A girl with surgically enhanced beast's.

The size of the chest on that girl, definitely in Silicone Valley.

by Tj567 June 9, 2024

Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles

"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"

by plus-size albert November 22, 2020

Castro Valley High

An IRL fever dream. You could be at this school for 15 fucking minutes and witness so much weird shit that it’ll feel like ur on an acid trip. This place is full of rich white and Asian kids who act like they’re from the trenches and say the N word, when in reality they live in a 5 bedroom home in the hills with a loving family. They’ll say they’re “part of a gang” I’m still waiting to see what fucking gangs there are in Castro Valley California. Everyone this school also vapes the fuck out of their lungs. They’ll be sucking on that vape like they’re giving head to a black guy, and causing a damn gas chamber in the bathrooms. The Asians at this school all have a middle part and think it makes them look like a lead BTS member, when in reality they just look like nerds. The pick me girls also roam the halls while literally talking to 25 guys at the same time and carrying 15 STD’s. You can’t catch a fucking break at this school cause even if ur minding ur own damn business some idiot will come up to u and start acting genuinely autistic.

Guy 1: I’m going to castro valley high next year

Guy 2: holy shit why?
Guy 1: I gotta see those wannabe gangsters, weebs, and pick me hoes

by Watdaduck July 30, 2024