Ghetto lawyer

A person argumentative in nature whos nature is only matched by his/her petty ignorant nature one whom can’t cope with the world as it is so they pick at their reality in a futile attempt to argue to circumvent a fixed scenario one who tries to change the circumstances of others to suit their own ends often behaves in an ignorant and petty way with no real train of logical thought

That man complains and argues about so much dumb shit he needs to be put on contract as a ghetto lawyer

by Diablo De Azule August 9, 2019

Ghetto Shredder

A persons hands, used to rip up paper into tiny pieces. Especially useful when an electric shredder is not handy but there is a necessity to dispose/destroy important information.

Person 1; Hey what happened to the credit card application I filled out?

Person 2: Oh, the papers you left on the kitchen table for our roommate to see? I used the ghetto shredder to get rid of it.

by joetv87 March 12, 2010

Ghetto bird

Police or news helicopter continuously searching urban areas with or without just cause.

I can't sleep because that ghetto bird has been circling our city for hours.

by MeesterSmeeth April 25, 2019

Ghetto Quesadilla

A ratched, hammered, and beat up Mexican pussy.

"Yo, I heard that bitch got the Ghetto Quesadilla!"

"Yeah, Juan told me!"

by Rafaliocruz December 8, 2013

ghetto juice

In Atlantic Canada, the Scotsburn Fruit Punch, Lemonade, and Peach drinks. Contains about 0.5% juice, and the rest is water and sugar.

Want to go get some ghetto juice? Hell yeah.

by Ethan_2835 April 15, 2017

Ghetto Pod

A group of 2 or more wannabes who walk around trying to be cool, when in fact, they're posers. These groups can range from any size to any nationality. It can mostly be used to describe anyone who listens to rap and tries to dress the part, but is not, in fact, a rapper or hip-hop artist themselves. Pods usually contain between 4-6 people, but can be any size. The people can usually be identified by chains, very low-sagging pants, and hats turned sideways. They were referenced (though not by name) in the song "Pants on the Ground".

Chris: Dude, what's up with all these posers?
Me: They move in packs.
Chris: Yeah. Just a big ghetto pods.

by Makuta_Tobi October 23, 2011

ghetto plug

When you take a kleenex, tampon or any other absorbent material and shove it up your nose to stop a nose bleed.

Guy 2: the fuck is in your nose?

Guy 1: its a ghetto plug, I got a wicked nose bleed earlier.
Guy 2: that still doesnt give you and excuse to use tampons you Mitch

by frankiedeeee April 23, 2014