Fake bitchez

A girl that goes to bjh!

Did you see the fake bitchez at bjh today?

by I used 2 b friends with fake b December 15, 2018

Fake fan

A fake fan is a person who heard about an artist or band 10 minutes ago, is already “in love with them”, starts posting stuff only about them. Forgets about that artist in like two days. Uses the artist to be “edgy” or different. They get really defensive or aggressive when you expose them. Usually only listen two the most popular songs and don’t listen to the whole album including old music just was popular.

Hey! Mardena is buying me and her tickets to Lil Mosey!

Oh that’s cool!
*Two seconds later*
“If you listen to lil mosey you’re my favorite person ever”
Ugh she’s such a fake fan!

by Immaquirkyteen:) November 28, 2019

Fake Summit

A Fake Summit is the phenomenon that occurs when you go hill walking for the first time, i.e. you think you’ve reached the top of a hill but when you get to where you think is the top of the hill you realise there’s more climbing to do. Fake Summits sap morale and make people grumpy.

“That new girl who cane hill walking is really high maintenance, she had a proper hissy fit halfway up Blister Hill” Yes she did, she cracked after experiencing her 3rd Fake Summit”

by Big Jack's Bollocks December 29, 2018

Fake Drakin

To try an compare your problems to Drake.

To say Drake quotes as if it was your own

Steve was Mean to the new guy because he wanted no new friends, Steve is Fake Drakin

by Jmoneysavage November 9, 2018

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019

fake sarcasm

Don’t know, but it sounds awkward...

“Wow your sarcasm is real”
“No actually it’s fake sarcasm”
“That sounds awkward

by Fakesarcasmuser June 14, 2018

fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.

John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's

by Fakeballsohard November 25, 2016