fake jayson

Mango seller who can't spell his name

Fake Jayson got no mango

by Fake jAy November 30, 2019

Fake Send

Ordering an excessive amount of food over a delivery app such as Uber Eats, Deliveroo, Menulog/Just Eat etc. and immediately claiming the order was completely incorrect upon its arrival to get a free meal.

“Bro I want subway but I’m too broke”
“Oi just fake send it”

by SADNIG September 20, 2021

Fake News

When you know a story or point is correct, but admitting so would harm your image. See also no u

Person 1: Hey, I heard you puked at that party the other day.

Person 2: Fake news.

by JamPock July 10, 2018

Fake retard

So one who acts dumb but is normal but just really extra dumb.

Bro, shut up fake retard.

by To much thee September 17, 2020

fake fans

commonly used for people who do not have any respect for their idol’s privacy and would go any lengths to prove their idol’s whereabouts and their own point right even if it means leaking their idol’s address even when you know they have faced something traumatic a few months back.

Harry Styles fan leaked his address in La, they are fake fans.

by goldensunflower April 16, 2020

Fake Jaxi

A fake taxi service. Driven by a male named jack, takes other forms of payment like birds eye view tumpin on your rumpin.

Weeeey, its the fake jaxi, suck him off ethan!

by 652N August 3, 2021

Fake Hoeism

The art of teasing men to think they will get some when in fact you know damn well you ain’t about that life and you finna tell him to leave you the fuck alone.

Can be compared to heavy teasing with no intention to go through the actual act!

Blue Ball Merchants!

Stef: Yo! That dude you were kissing... are you finna go home with him or is Eddie and I driving you back?

Alanna: The lame dude? HELL NO! That was just me on some FAKE HOEISM! Let’s dip before he comes back.

by eddiemagic7 July 22, 2019