Cowboys Comeback

When the Dallas Cowboys lead their fans on by closing a large point gap in the fourth quarter, making it seem like they’re going to win, just to end up losing yet another game. Typically involves a stupid play call, bad call by a ref, or turnover.

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s probably just a cowboys comeback...

by NotACowboysFan October 4, 2020

Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were

You're just a real Water Cowboy

by Orange Crush July 11, 2017

Cowboy Carter

Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.

Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?

Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024

New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

cowboy reach around

When you think he's going to grab his saddle but he grabs your balls instead

I though we'were going to take the the horses out and Gary went for a cowboy reach around

by Kleptokleptic June 20, 2017

cotton cowboy

a western galore clothing store with lots and lots of love

i got some cute ass wranglers from the cotton cowboy

by cottoncowboy November 7, 2020

Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.

I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.

by Iron head May 23, 2024