Text Dysmorphia

When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY

I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.

by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020

Text Chat Warrior

A text chat warrior is a version/subspecies of a keyboard warrior. Not all Text Chat Warriors are racist, neckbeards, but they still have the toxic personality of it. You can see them browsing 4chan, 8kun, and wizardchan, searching for the perfect argument to partake in.

Some of these warriors even have their own places to lurk in, like the SCPwiki.

And sometimes they utilize other social media(s), where they can stalk their celebrity of choice (although this behaviour is seen more in simps).

Some of the obvious pass-times of a Text Chat Warrior include:
Editing random Wikipedia articles so that they include false or misleading information,
Looking up random conspiracy theories and beliving them,
Spamming /b/ and /r9k/ with random pictures,
Replying with "Sauce?" on every /h/ and /d/ thread,
Starting arguments about random things in the hope of making the other person annoyed,
Doxxing 5 year olds who ruin their K/D on cs1.6,
Scamming people for 15gp on Runescape.

Tim: Don't talk to Darran online, he is a Text Chat Warrior.
Darren: I am going to edit the Wikipedia article about "Electrical disruptions caused by squirrels".
Tim: Won't that get you banned?
Darren: If it does then I will spam them with my 15 burner emails and utilize my elite hacker skills in python to DDOS them.

by British fooker May 8, 2020

Text juking

Text juking refers to the rapid fire method of a texting sender switching topics during a text conversation before the recipient(s) can respond causing delayed responses and directional confusion - similar to a quick football move.

Text Juker: (Sends Twitter link about nuclear fallout)
Recipient: (Checks link. Skims)
Text Juker: (Replying to earlier topic) “Like my stepfather would say, ‘She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet."’
Recipient: (Starts typing response to nuclear fallout)
Text Juker: “I think I’m going to join Scientology today!”
Recipient: (Deletes response. Now typing response to Scientology)
Text Juker: (Sends a photo of bats having sex)
Recipient: (Replies with a bunch of “ha ha’s” . Creates new meme about Text Juker switching topics like the Fast and Furious changes gears. Checks Urban Dictionary for “Text Juking” term)

by Tess Tickular March 9, 2021

text derangement syndrome

EXISTING SOCIAL ANXIETY WHICH IS THEN EXASPERATED BY THE ADVENT OF THE TEXT MESSAGE AND ITS CORRESPONDING ALTERING OF ALREADY COMPLEX SOCIETAL AND SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS, IN MANY CASES ENGENDERING FURTHER AND MORE ACUTE ISOLATION

I’ve been even less.social than normal lately because I have an acute case of text derangement syndrome.

by Nomaramirez May 27, 2021

Text trap

A text message that someone only sends so they can call you when you reply, because now they know your phone is in your hand.

I don’t want to reply to her yet, she always text traps me. Why do we need a 5 minute phone call about something I ALREADY ANSWERED IN MY TEXT?!

by 2049 June 25, 2021

Testy festy

A possible nickname for an orgy. Can also be used in a more formal way; testicle festival.

That party last night sure was a testy festy

by krusont September 28, 2021

Textbook move

Moves typically made in the opening plays of Chess. Textbook moves are moves that are studied heavily and therefore have no thought to it. Purely a textbook move.

You see him just play Nf3? All he does are textbook moves.

by MonkeyBumGambit August 16, 2021