titmus test

when one places their saliva absorbed index finger in between the breast of a woman and pulls it out quickly. It's also called a boob willy.

joshua licked his finger and quickly rubbed it between ashley's boobs giving her a titmus test.

by joshua burns September 14, 2008

Testache

The hair directly above and generally around a man's testicles, especially when shaved or waxed into any particular shape.

"Did you see his pubes in the locker room? He's got them shaved into a handlebar, I swear. A real testache."

by SHeathen December 25, 2009

tedster

A word for universal terrorists and sex offenders with high-powered technology, groups that are "tedsters" usually kill "very important" people in the world.

Citizen of Whateverthefucktown: Those fucking tedsters keep making loud ass jetpack noises and explosions literally like 100 meters from where I live!

by ManmasterGuy January 8, 2021

choke test

To test if a girl can deep throat your dick without choking or gaging.

That cunt passed the choke test!

by glennQ June 25, 2005

Biden test

Another name for SNIFF TEST

" Dude that egg salad sandwich is like a week old"

"No its good bro, it passed the Biden Test and smells fine"

by 40393eje October 30, 2020

I.Q. Test

WORTHLESS....THROW IT AWAY!

Supposedly Sharon Stone and Madonna have high I.Q.'s and scored high on the I.Q. test.This calls into question the validity of the I.Q. test.

Sharon Stone is a fucking airheaded skank who uncrossed her legs to show us her beaver in that one shitty movie.WOW,she's really fucking smart isn't she.And now she says she wanted to kiss Halle Barry in the movie Catwoman but because she didn't she blames BUSH for this.WHAT A STUPID FUCKING LESBO CUNT!!!!

And Madonna...oh shit! WHAT A FUCKING STUPID WHORE! She did a SEX pictorial book where she does all this sick S & M shit and fuck Vanilla Ice and a little poodle dog!!!!

What a sick fucking CUNT!!!!!

Yeah those are some hella intelligent fucking bitches there!!!! LMAO!!!!

I am so smart I won't even take your fucking I.Q. test but I'll whoop your ass on Jeopardy!

by EX-LIBERAL!!!!!!! August 7, 2004

A Testament to

Doing something in memory or recognition of another accomplisments or deeds.

kid1: omfg, did you just see what happened to derik?
kid2: fuck yeah, now im smoking this vanilla dutch, a testament to his bloody skull.

by Brand0n September 26, 2005