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the biggest jerk you will ever meet. you might want to fall I love but don't he will leave you heart broken. he is a very sensitive person even if he doesn't act like it. he very intelligent too.
tanners a big jerk.
by hot news July 15, 2017
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Caldwell Tanner

A person who draws themselves fornicating with menacing creatures such as bears, sharks, or dragons.
Johnny, I am greatly concerned by this sketch of yours depicting yourself having sex with a bearshark. You are like a young Caldwell Tanner.
by Jackoon July 2, 2010
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Tennesee Twofer

Well the Tennesee Twofer is a 2 for 1 situation. You start out in the missionary position, dick goes in the snatch and the balls go up the pooper. That's Step 1.

Now, here's where you get your money's worth. Pull everything out, flip the bitch over, throw your penis up her ass and cram those shit-covered balls up her vagine. That's the twofer, and that's how they roll in Tennesee.
For example, I was in Nashville last week, minding my own business when this ho comes up to me and says "S'up fool? hows about some Twofer action, Tennesee style?". Let me tell ya, I got my $5 worth. Tennesee Twofer stylee.
by Big John McCarthy December 19, 2006
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Tender

by sweetsouljette May 13, 2003
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Tennessee

A state in the Southern part of the United States that has some of the most conservative and dumbest people in the world. The natives of Tennessee are number 10 in a list that has the top 10 dumbest and stupidest states and the state itself is number 1 in the worst state to live in list.

The people has never heard of what a public domain is and believes in stupid conspiracy theories such aliens creating humans and other stupid things. They also claim that they are nice when in reality, they are so arrogant and ignorant that it's sickening. They are hardly intelligent at all.
Tennessee is one of the worst states in America since it's people are complete retards.
by Preacher of Truth October 28, 2014
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Tennessee Top Hat

Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.
I told that Bitch she looked like Abraham Lincoln and to prove it I gave her a Tennessee top hat.
by LickitySplits May 3, 2019
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Tanner

A man who is surprising bad at sex and has a small penis.
Yo my mates a tanner .
by Cthaehe February 8, 2017
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