tennessee jed

A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.

Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.

by Gravy McWavy November 7, 2022

Tennessee Roadhog

A sexual position consisting of condiments and the vaginal area of the receiver looking like roadkill. Tennessee roadkill can be conducted with any condiments and usually is dependent on user preference. The Tennessee roadhogger may then proceed to eat out the area that has been covered in condiments/semen.

Did you hear tom and maria did a Tennessee Roadhog?

Wow! what condiments did they use?

by meeower December 2, 2022

Tennessee Blue Line

Get a train run on you by half of the local police force and haul every load.

Did you see Officer Hall run that Tennessee Blue Line? That shit was crazy.

by Skippy2020 January 14, 2023

Tennessee Pneumatic massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

Tennessee Pneumatic Massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.

"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"

by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023

Tennessee Belt Buckle

When a man pulls his testicles out of his pants, flops them over the waistband of his pants, and wears them like a belt buckle.

John had a few too many drinks tonight and is wearing his Tennessee Belt Buckle in the bar.

by tbone427 February 23, 2023

Tennis elbow

Is a condition caused by not going to a hockey game with your brother.

Damn man, if only there was a hockey game I could go to tonight, my tennis elbow is killing me

by The man z94 February 25, 2023