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Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.
Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.
by Cxrter January 3, 2017
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The Tank

A heaven-sent, reservoir of water used to quench the thirst of even the heaviest of stoners.
"Hey man pass the Tank, I chiefed that stizz way too much."
by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022
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Fish tank

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020
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J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013
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Tank

by JohnWilliams342 November 19, 2020
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor
Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t
by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022
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