by Cxrter January 3, 2017

by lostipos.305.stoner October 14, 2022

A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
by Who the fuck cares about this September 29, 2020

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.
Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!
by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor
by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022
