taintworm

Brown nosing so extreme that it look parasitic or if the host likes it symbiotics

John is such a taintworm he always attach to joe

by rbslim April 22, 2023

Taint Dimple

The male crevice that runs on each side of his taint.

The lubrication ran like a river down his taint dimple.

by CAMPJOY May 8, 2023

Taint Tingle

Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.

I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.

by 15th round June 8, 2023

Taint Time

(1)An oddly vague, completely spontaneous response occurring when an employee becomes overwhelmed by their fucktarded boss's stupidity.

(2) A last second warning that you're about to tea-bagged the forehead.

-possibly accompanied by super lame trumpet sound(s)

Boss: "Any volunteers to work 12

hours today ?"
Typical Employee: "Any volunteers to suck my dick today?"
Overwhelmed Employee: It's Taint Time, MUTHA FUCKA!!!"

Sees coworker about to check their watch: "Don't bother dumbass!!you already know what time it is!" "It's Taint:pm; Taint:15, Taint:fourty-five etc etc

by MarnieLee December 12, 2023

Taint

Is between the anus and scrotum in the male not to be confused for Gooch which is between the anus and vulva in the female.

Todd's boyfriend is very pleased with his new Taint Tickler

by LeakySecretion December 3, 2024

Taint-a-Lade

Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!

Aye Coopdawg pass me the motha fuckin taint-a-lade

by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024

Tainted Jugs

A woman with not-so-pleasurable jugs.

Made initially up by YouTuber and comedian SergeantKelvin while playing the video game ZSGO (Zombie Survival Game Online).

It eventually turned into a meme, as many players have found Tainted Jugs littered in the game world. Some even sing along to the classic tune, Tainted Love by Soft Cell, replacing the word `Love` with `Jugs`.

She has some tainted jugs.

or

♫ Tainted jugs
Now I know I've got to run away
I've got to get away ♪

by TaintedJugs April 5, 2024