After defecating one tends to wipe too aggressively. If a corner of your wiping material becomes stuck deep enough inside your anus so that when you let go of said paper you’re not aware that the paper is dangling from your anus into the dirty water
She looked at us all, and started spinning as fast as she could with a dark brown soggy tail hanging from her ass.
by Master Sergeant Fuller B Loney April 24, 2020
Get the Soggy Tailmug. by Ijustknowit October 1, 2020
Get the Male Tailmug. by superduper69whore October 27, 2010
Get the Google Tailmug. Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.
by Cuenca November 2, 2022
Get the Rat tail bastardmug. The blast pattern created either on the back of a shirt or back of a toilet seat from high pressure explosive diarrhoea.
John ate that leftover sushi that had been left in the boot of the car for a few days, and gave himself a Peacock’s Tail in the toilet just before his job interview.
by ArchangelOrderofChaos May 15, 2022
Get the Peacock’s Tailmug. 1. When you fart and it follows you.
2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.
A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
2. When you fart, then intentionally 'drag' the fart past them them.
A play on words, referencing both the mighty stench of a dragon and the dragging motion involved when trying to escape your own stench or when subjecting someone else to your delectable odour.
1.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."
2.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: "Sorry about that, I farted before I got in the car. It must have been a Dragon Tail."
2.
Person 1: "Holy crap, what is that smell?"
Person 2: *look of victory* "I just totally dragon-tailed you!"
Person 1: "You dick!"
by Andy will live forever more... July 28, 2016
Get the Dragon Tailmug. 1. Sidekick of renowned Sonic the Hedgehog.
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...
2. One of the sides of a coin, which is on the opposite side of heads (heads being denoted by a headshot of a person).
3. Plural form of tail, obviously...
1. Tails is pretty cool, still taking Sonic, though.
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???
2. Heads, I'll go do it. Tails, I'll do whatever I want and you can't stop me for shit.
3. HOW'S THAT DOG HAVE 2 TAILS???
by an extremely depressed bandu June 14, 2023
Get the Tailsmug.