by anonymous August 3, 2022

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.
Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬
by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

A dorky unattractive man with a huge package, that pulls really hot girls. Almost as if he is a magestic creature.
by Yeagfy May 24, 2018

States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013

Unicorn is me. To be a Unicorn, you can’t just play one position. Like you gotta be position less. If you gonna be a Unicorn, you gotta do everything on the court. Not just one thing, you feel me.
“You a Unicorn? Damn that’s tough”
by Sharbae123 June 21, 2020

by SEXPOSTIONMASTER6969 January 10, 2019
