Unicorn

something absolutely GROSS

person 1: 'i love unicorns'
person 2: 'hahahahhaha u suck!'

by e3uhufhuene July 1, 2019

Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 8, 2019

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Unicorn Points

Any player that scores over 7.5 points against Meli on any given matchday

Of course Brownhill comes up with 35 unicorn points against Meli

by UncornPoints101 March 6, 2022

Unicorn Puke

Something very vibrant and colourful, but nevertheless, is still puke.

These colours don't mix at all. It looks like unicorn puke.

by Diriector_Doc February 18, 2022

Brave unicorn

Olive.

"I am a brave unicorn" - Olive.

by 4rs4ti0n January 8, 2022

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025