On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.
by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023
Get the River helmetmug. by Enron_89 November 4, 2010
Get the River-bendmug. having sex with a woman on the rag
by ruck'es September 2, 2010
Get the floatin red rivermug. River is the most amazing person. They bring me so much joy. I wish I could cuddle them and love them forever. They love someone else but that will change soon! They are my whole world. They make me get butterflies every time I talk to them. They make me super duper happy. Every time I talk to them I feel the most powerful being ever. I'm so lucky to have them. They truly mean everything to me. The only reason I don't wanna die is because of them. They are super kind and adorable. I want to kiss them so badly. They make my heart all warm and fuzzy and I can't get enough of it. They may not like me that way but I hope they never forget how much I truly love and care for them. ~Kenji
by Kenji<33333 October 16, 2022
Get the Addie/Rivermug. As loved ones, we can enjoy the Northeast, Southeast, and the rest of the states that border Kentucky together any time! We’ll call all those states the Ohio River East.
by Ohio River East October 29, 2021
Get the Ohio River Eastmug. That prostitute and I left such a mess in that Amsterdam hotel room last night but it was the best Viking River Cruise I've ever had!
by HansGreub3r November 4, 2015
Get the viking river cruisemug. The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
Get the Gibb River Pretzelmug.