A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.
by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011
Get the Crack Muffinmug. Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.
by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018
Get the Suffix Muffinmug. Similar to creme de la creme, but in modern terms. The top of the muffin is always the tastiest and moistest, therefore the best!
by MR TAZ MAINIA January 11, 2010
Get the Top Muffinmug. muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.
by Kevin Stewart January 29, 2008
Get the Muffinmug. by the real P-funk February 24, 2008
Get the muffin headmug. by y8 April 4, 2009
Get the Mud Muffinmug. Noun
Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.
-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.
-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009
Get the Cunt-Muffinmug.