Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.

Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted

by lemndg January 5, 2026

goon

To masturbate excessively but not completing an orgasm.

Dave- You need to stop gooning!

by Sir Pronouncealot January 6, 2026

Goon One

Nickname and callsign for the horniest person in a friend group

"Goon One, do you copy?"
"nah bro he's on reddit again"

by Legal System January 8, 2026

Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.

gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot

by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023

Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants

I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.

by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023

Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants

I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.

by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon March 28, 2023