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Moon Gooning

Cutting the head off a buffalo, placing it on a tree stump and masturbating on it with a group of tribesmen under the full moon.
Aw fuck man the group Moon Gooning was so lit i got completely wasted
by lemndg January 5, 2026
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goon

To masturbate excessively but not completing an orgasm.
by Sir Pronouncealot January 6, 2026
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Goon One

Nickname and callsign for the horniest person in a friend group
"Goon One, do you copy?"
"nah bro he's on reddit again"
by Legal System January 8, 2026
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Gooning

Another word for Masturbating. Usually used when someone is fapping.
gooner:i love gooning to amy rose
gooner2:hot
by IConsumeFutanaris February 27, 2023
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Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants
I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.
by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
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Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants
I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.
by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
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Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad
"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"
by HaGoon March 28, 2023
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