golden child

the sun; the light giving orb that is the source of energy for our entire world

"the golden child has gone to bed"

by Ziggy Stardust February 1, 2004

golden age

-n.- the time when a person hasn't cleaned their nose for a while. During this period of time, the nose becomes clogged and full of crusty, gold-colored boogers and is unable to breathe through their nasal canal.

Hey, you better blow your nose before you have a "golden age."

by A. Drizzle and K. Sizzle January 1, 2013

Golden Day

A day off work, solely for the pleasure of the individual, or used to avoid what one anticipates to be a bad day. Can also be the term used by the over 50's who are entitled to a day off once a year as an extra benefit.

Equivalent to taking a 'sickie'.

'So I'll see you tomorrow then!'

'Afraid not. I'm having a Golden Day tomorrow!'

by justfornowbefore February 5, 2010

Golden Starfish, the

The act, typically perpetrated by a male human*, of urinating into the colonic cavity of another human. Also, the cause of Scott Angers' banishment from the Pool Room. See also "Piss in her ass" on this same website.
*Among the higher primates, the bonobo has also been observed to engage in such behavior.

Man, I totally gave that whore a golden starfish, the (since one apparently needs to use the exact nomenclature of the entry on this fine website)!

by Stanislaus von Zinn September 24, 2005

Golden Butterfly

Its when you prop a women on her hands upside-down. pour gold schlaugger down her vagina. Then lay her down on her back, and start drinking as she flaps her legs like a butterfly.

Dude i got so fucked up last night! What were you drinking? The golden butterfly!

by crayonmaster47 April 26, 2009

golden voice

One in which someone is able to pursuade/force without actually making them/they do something, think that something is right, even if it is truely wrong.

--bean--

Bean convinced the person that he was an ally, this proved that he had the golden voice and even though he was planning on betraying his temporary friend, the "friend" did not suspect...

--bean--

by bean136 October 10, 2006

Golden Clock

The Clock what am Golden. He is a Flash-making, portal-voting, movie-reviewing, BBS-posting, fool-insulting, super sexy Newgrounds Member. He's obviously also a member of the Clock Crew.

françias
Horloge D'or

español
Reloj De oro

italiano
Orologio Dorato

"Golden Clock is my baby's daddy."

by Golden Clock February 7, 2005