by bootsandcats August 17, 2015
Any person who works out, who can’t grow or gain size but walks around like they’re the biggest person ever.
by @smoochsmacker December 20, 2018
Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.
The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.
by Edoggy2 August 21, 2011
Nice Guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice to girls and if they have boyfriends they say that they should probably break up when they are obviusly say No and get regected they say that they are bitches and that girls don't want nice guys
Nice guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch
by Gay nigger from outher space December 28, 2018
A fucked guy is described as someone who is fatigued the day after a wild session of excessive alcohol and MDMA.
by seankellyxo November 01, 2015
Biker Guy is what happens when a douchebag owns the entire box set series of Sons of Anarchy and watches it so much that he actually thinks he is in the gang. They typically began their biker career on a Sportster or any other female bike they can get their hands on. They are known to get multiple tattoos which are usually of poor quality and/or unfinished which they constantly show off by wearing tanks or going shirtless even in bad weather. Their physical appearance is that of an extreme douchebaggy posture which involves the chest pumped out and the arms held up and out. This is an attempt to gain respect by either their mom or small childeren. Biker Guy always talks about his "hog," or his next "run!" Biker Guy thinks he is a big deal he sits in his driveway revving his Sportster until he runs it out of gas. Biker Guy usually trys to project his voice indoors or in small groups to make up for his Richard Simmons like physique. Biker Guy always wants to fight but cries when he gets his ass kicked. Most of all Biker Guy wont go to biker bars cause he knows he will get raped and his Sportster shit canned. Biker Guy is one of the ultimate douchebags!
by DirtyDeeBrewer November 29, 2016
JST guys / JST party
Japan-Standard-Timely company of people;
could catch you in the middle of weary panties only sit., esp. still-on time of preparty or Long Acting medication time.
BTW: On the slips of Takkyubin (🏓Japanese delivery service) you should check boxes to designate desired hour of delivery.
Japan-Standard-Timely company of people;
could catch you in the middle of weary panties only sit., esp. still-on time of preparty or Long Acting medication time.
BTW: On the slips of Takkyubin (🏓Japanese delivery service) you should check boxes to designate desired hour of delivery.
PingPong! (Japanese door chime sounds)
Jhon "Who the heck is that?"
Jane "OMG, i forgot we are in Tokyo, JST Guys arrived!"
Upstairs:
Son of Abikos "Gee, JST party in my pants!"
Jhon "Who the heck is that?"
Jane "OMG, i forgot we are in Tokyo, JST Guys arrived!"
Upstairs:
Son of Abikos "Gee, JST party in my pants!"
by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 November 01, 2016