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Scan your tits

It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
by Jeff September 12, 2003
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tits up

Total Unconsciousness. a term used in the military to describe the final stages of several medical conditions (heat exhaustion, heat stroke, chemical exposure, etc.) Also called tango uniform using the military radio phonetics. "Tits up" is the slang version.
You'll go tits up if you don't get injected with atropine within 10 minutes of exposure.
by goopup February 4, 2006
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Tits Magee!

1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.

2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)
"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"

"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"
by J. Barrett January 16, 2008
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tits

Tits is another meaning for heroin. As heard on the tv series "Oz" where the character Simon Adebisi screams "GIMMIE SOME TIIIIIITS!!!" Also used around the Chicagoland area by some people.

Getting titted out refers to doing heroin.
"Hey man lets go get some tits."

"I really wanna get titted out"

Guy 1: "Are you titted out?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah man I'm suckin on them tits man"
by halostuff February 13, 2012
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Jimmy Tits

When a gay man has giant man boobs, and lets another gay man titty fuck him.
"You wouldn't believe it last night. I let Bruce give me the Jimmy Tits!!"
by Assman24 December 19, 2008
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chubb fart tits

Small flabby useless titties without substance or definition. Similar to two broken in hacky. sacks.
That girl was a great lay, but had I known she had chubb fart tits I wouldn't have taken off her bra.
by jashua May 21, 2008
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perogie tits

man boobs, that resemble perogies, or floppy boobs on ukranian girls
andy: "uhhhhh"
as he rubs his hands on his perogy tits

check out the perogie tits on jamie
by Stephanie H September 5, 2005
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