a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
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Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
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The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.
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Dad: Connie, have you seen Norman's latest report card? Goddamn it! How can this boy be so fucking stupid? He's failing 12th grade for the second year in a row. It's even worse this year than last year!!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
Mom: I know Derek, but I have a solution. I have scheduled a parent teacher conference this weekend with the principal. I'm sure we'll work something out.
Dad: Whatever it takes. I can't this idiot living here one day past his 18th birthday!
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