crap tap

when you blame a particularly volatile defecation on someone else to hide the shame.

"man did you smell that stench from cubicle 23?
yeah, it was dickie, he crap tapped it out man!"

by the_berg November 7, 2013

bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.

Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."

by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013

ima tap that

The art of wanting to tap dat ass

I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that

by Swagmaster24 March 7, 2014

Duct tape

possibly the most useful item you could have around your house

That duct tape fixed so many things around my house!

by samthehernando February 25, 2015

mix-tap

When you have sex to the mix-tape a guy/girl created for you.

"I put on the mix-tape she made me, then I mix-tapped her."

by Creflo April 14, 2017

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

sex tap

When you hit somebody with your nether regions, esp. in an affectionate way.

She totally sex tapped me last night.

by woop-de-woop November 18, 2017