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switched

Last night at my house you were switched...so crazy!
by dara February 7, 2005
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snitch

One who tells on people. Hated by all his peers. Selfish, greedy, souless mothafucka that thinks hes doing the right thing. He who snitches always denies doing so afterwards in fear of verbal and physical abuse by those around him.

Can also be used to refer to one who associates with a snitch.
Student 1:"like he told on us for cheating on the chem test"
Student 2:"yea man sudharshan's such a fuckin snitch"
Student 3:"lets go beat his ass"
by sud hater February 19, 2008
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cock snitch

A woman who pretends to be a hooker but actually gets paid and then tells the police that the guy who she had sex with raped her, therefore snitching on a cock.
by notjewish November 29, 2007
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Workplace Snitch

A person that looks for any opportunity to report any bad behavior by other employees to management whether true or not. In order to curry favor for preferred work assignments or for possible promotion.
People like this are usually very insecure and have low self-esteem. They always want management to think of them as their best employee. So if they see another employee that is "better" than them. They will go out of their way to discredit them to management by making them appear lazy or incompetent.
Mike: Hey Ted, don't stand around when Brian is nearby because he will report you to management if he gets a chance.
Ted: Workplace snitch?
Mike: Yep.
by WileECoyote.genius September 3, 2019
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snitch

A thief; An informer, usually one who betrays his group
Someone robs a bank with you, the police catch him and they tell him if he cooperates with them his punishment wont be as bad as yours. thats what makes a person a snitch.
by monkeywrench24345 December 19, 2008
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Switchblade

When you have an erection and you put it between your legs so it appears to be a mangina, then suddenly you release, and KAPOW WAM BAM STEAL THE VAN. THE KIDS GOT A STIFFY. This is often executed into a friends face because it fucking hilarious
I switchbladed rolf earlier in the night. I need to look out or he is gunna goat me
by WAMBAMSTEALTHEVAN13 July 28, 2010
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Snitch

A person who rats another person out to a higher authority without a good reason to make themselves feel superior or to make themselves out to be a more "morally aware"
The Crew: Fuck yea, we all got straight A's! Lets get drunk and celebrate!

Brandon: I cant believe you guys did that, by the way I told my dad, he's a cop.

The Crew: What a fag, he fucking snitched on us
by Brandons a fag January 16, 2009
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