Summer

Ugly manky teethed dog who should not exist she is a rat don’t be friends with her as she treats everyone like her play toys.

Summer NEVER asks for consent.
I know.

by KuromiGoose November 3, 2022

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Swordfish Summer

A new “trend” where single girlies go out on the town looking to get back on the dating scene. It can be fun, it can be casual, but you take no shit. Self-care and self-love come first, and if anyone doesn’t cut it, you cut them off.

The motto: “Swordfish Summer: look on point, stay sharp, and cut ‘em loose if they act like a shrimp.

“Hey girl, forget about him, it’s swordfish summer!”

“Girl, you lookin’ snatched for swordfish summer!”

“Self-care spring is over and now I’m ready for Swordfish Summer!”

by Word Flirt July 10, 2025

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Summer Breeze

The act of farting while getting Fellatio.

When the wife raises her head.

“Was that a summer breeze?”

by Thomas Crawford March 13, 2023

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Next Summer

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.

Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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Jill Summers

A evil, coldhearted lesbian who loves killing your summer by either manipulating you for a trip and then calling you an asshole when you we're the one that paid for the trip, tries to manipulate you into leaving your friends, or just waits until you screw up to break up with you.

Jill Summers in a sentence
Jill - Oh nice, thanks for giving me your money dumbass
Jill's next ex - Oh wow, see ya. I'm out bitch

by Michael Chricton June 26, 2019

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