Refers to being so busy that you don't have time to use a restroom.
Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Used in the context of passing someone who wants to chat and you do not have time.
Cher: I swear, ever since I had Sonny axed, it's been non-stop busy for me.
Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!
Sting: Bloody hell! Know what you mean. Ive been running so much this week, I have to shit standing up!
by Richard Halliburton, Jr. December 29, 2007
Get the shit standing up mug.Anything which is okay for a particular group of humans to engage in but completely unacceptable if another particular group indulges in it.
A group of girls at a party scan the place for hot guys. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as ACCEPTABLE and CUTE.
A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.
A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.
A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.
Double standards suck!
A group of guys at the same party scan the place for hot girls. They comment about their physical attributes, scorecard them and rate them on a scale of 1 to 10. Labeled as MALE CHAUVINIST PIGS WHO OBJECTIFY WOMEN. This is a double standard.
A girl refers to a guy's junk as his 'package' or 'dick'. ACCEPTABLE.
A man refers to a woman's privates as 'boobs', 'tits', 'pussy' etc. UNACCEPTABLE. This is another double standard.
A woman who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as STRONG, INDEPENDENT, LEVELHEADED.
A man who doesn't want to get married and lives alone. Labeled as A COMMITMENT-PHOBIC WIMP WHO CAN'T HANDLE A FAMILY.
Double standards suck!
by Bongololona September 18, 2012
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Resting a males ballsack in the eye/forehead or his partner and blasting a fart into their nose and mouth area.
Ron Wesealy: Holy shit, that Arabian Sandblaster damn near knocked the wind out of me.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.
Harry Potter: Your welcome.
by ur.momma.! August 11, 2008
Get the Arabian Sandblaster mug.When a gang boss wants you dead he may send someone to bring you to his office. The floor will have a plastic sheet over it so that when he shoots you and your body slumps to the floor, no one has to go through the trouble of removing the blood from the floor.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
Standing on Plastic has evolved into a general term for someone powerful wanting you dead.
"Oh man, Chavez went crazy when I told him on the phone that I screwed up the vault job! He invited me to his office, I reckon I'm standing on plastic!"
by Wingy July 11, 2006
Get the Standing on Plastic mug.The epitomy of relationships; an ideal status, in which the participants are in a most loving relationship; simply Perfect
Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie
Modern Professors in English and traced the roots to a single perfect union between two lover, Brandon and Stephanie
Awww you guys are almost as cute as Standon... NOt quite... but getting there
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Stephanie?
You're perfect... are you sure your name's not Brandon?
by thinkfast03 March 30, 2009
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Man 1: Kyle and I are totally going to do some sand worming tonight at Toby's bachelor party!
Man 2: Its going to be a sand worming fest!
Man 2: Its going to be a sand worming fest!
by Bradypwnin August 7, 2009
Get the Sand Worming mug.someone who is attracted to girls who are way too young for them, such as a college guy being attracted to a middle school girl.
Dude, I just saw like 3 sandbox assassins checking out a bunch of 12 year old girls coming out of the pool.
by Wesley Elliot January 22, 2011
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