space pirates

Normal pirates, but in space. And sail the 777 777 777 777 777 777 777 something number of nebulae instead of the 7 seas. They probably also raid other spaceships.

The space pirate life is the life for me.

by gnarly sasquatch May 23, 2005

Double Space Explosion

When you have a paper to write that needs to have (ex.) 8 pages, and you've only done 4 of them. But Wait! your teacher said it should be double spaced! DOUBLE SPACE EXPLOSION!...You are done with your paper! But...You can only do this at the end of the paper, or else it's not as cool.

Oh man, I am NEVER going to finish this paper! wait a second...Double Space Explosion! Haha! Glorious! I finished my paper!

by Daniel Handelman December 27, 2007

space geek

A space geek is someone who is obsessed with sci-fi that involves deep space.

He waited in line twelve hours to see star wars. He's such space geek.

by DarthAwesome January 11, 2009

in the crawl space

The closeted virgin's analog to a gay person's "in the closet". "Crawl space" because it's an even smaller and oft forgotten room in the house, thus being a virgin is even more ignoble than being gay. Also apt for virgins because "crawl" is descriptive of a virgin's infant state of sexuality.

Cal: You know, Andy just spent ten minutes telling me how he spent all Friday night making egg salad, because he had a craving for an egg salad sandwich.
Jay: That's weird man, cause what's a guy doin' making egg salad on a Friday night? Aw crap! You think he's a virgin?!! You think he's...in the crawl space?!

by StaccatoPoet March 1, 2009

staceylou

A shallow,dimwitted bucketcunted,malicious gutterwhore,false,cumbucket..all those things pale into insignificance when it's selfishness is fully appreciated.

At first glance, the "staceylou" will appear innocuous, harmless, maybe even somewhat attractive, to the unaware..but be afraid..be very sfraid. This succubus, vipertongued, cockmonger..will eventually become unable to conceal the vile,disgusting, inner true self, once the paperthin outer layers rot away

by 4phuxachem8 September 17, 2018

space future

The future of the future.

What stupid future malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

spacebaby

v. to smoke an inordinate amount of bud of the variety found on cannabis plants, then drink half a bottle of port in direct sunlight, then end up with sun poisoning, vomiting all night.

wow, is she okay? she looks like a lobster. she must have spacebabied earlier today.

by Anonymous April 17, 2003