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spank

firmly hitting someone or something in the bum as a form of punishment
my dad spanks/beats me and he left and never came back
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Slanky

Something off base
For when things don’t go quite to plan i.e. poor execution. Off-putting change of direction sometimes in conversation other-times its just slanky cus it sounds right for what just happened.
Tina is on the catwalk

Step step step step

Does her turn and makes it back and is heading towards the dressing rooms. Happy with herself.
Gina’s in the que eating a cherry filled donut. (Cus she can & she deserves it) when Tina snatches it from her hand but then trips and tina, the dress and the donut no longer have any benefit to anyone anymore.
A witness of this says to her nearest counterpart “slanky move Tina made right there
Another witness says aloud “Slank” followed by accompanying “oooooooo’s” from others.

In an alternative narrative

John is feeling ballsy and goes that extra step back to take the three
He shoots
Balls moving through the air

Ball hits the rim(the moment of most slankness) then the now ricocheting ball deflects and nails Jerome right in the face which was also pretty Slanky.
by Lusherfluff May 19, 2022
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Spank it with a little heat

To add a little heat, a quick burst of heat used to raise the temperature of something.
Spank it with a little heat, spank that Chocolate cookie with a little bit of heat, before you dunk it in milk.
by Goodergrammar May 24, 2022
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SPANK BANK

A container to hold all your sex toys, for later use 😉.
Just wait Baby, I'll be right back, I have to grab something from the SPANK BANK
by Peachy_107 May 30, 2022
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slanky

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Slank

slank - term used for juice wrld fans who have no life.
example: “did you hear about all those slanks listening to juice the other day? what a shit artist.”
by UceOrldFaNAAA August 5, 2022
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Spank

“Bro waxing 200 a spank
by Half booty to a spank August 8, 2022
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