Nipple spank

1. Finding a valuable item.
2. Spanking the nipple of a human

"I found an unopened Gatorade, holy nipple spank!"
"You've been bad, its time for a nipple spank"

by javarisjamar October 25, 2025

Big donkey spank

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

by pctv guy October 9, 2018

front butt spanking

A girls vagina is called a front butt. Something you can spank

(Front Butt spanking) I’m so horny I’m going to spank your front butt.

by Mama Pete October 19, 2018

backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.

Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.

by Trixie9 February 25, 2020

Alabama cheese spank

The Alabama cheese spank is a sexual act when the male first covers his hands in melted cheese or nacho cheese. The male the proceeds to spank the female while using the cheese as lube

guy 1: dude my girlfriend and me did the Alabama cheese spank and now her pussy smells like cheese!

guy 2: well no shit its going to smell like cheese after that.

by epic man epic words September 9, 2021

the.cat.spanker

the.cat.spanker
the.cat.spanker: A meme page on Instagram who post content like inhalemybees and is funnier than clemy.mp4.

Alan: Hey Joe have you heard of the.cat.spanker?
Joe: No.
Alan: I want him to peg the shit out of me.

by The cock rock November 21, 2021

Stank And Spank

A “Stank And Spank” is an excretory event during which, upon the arrival of the sole participant, masturbation and defacation are simultaneously commenced in tandem earnest.

“William, quoth his fair mother, participated in a Stank And Spank in his bathroom. The combined smell of the semen and feces was quite foul by all acounts. Surely, the worst event to happen since the overrun of Kvatch by Daedra.”

by eternalsadness January 30, 2022