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Smoking Lavender

If somebody sells you bad weed, this will sometimes be lavender spray-painted green. You'll stupidly accept this cheap pot, without smelling it's lovely, lavender-like scent.

If you're sold this at school, you will stupidly tell everybody that you smoke lavender. Lavender is often accused as a gay thing, and smoking gay things might make you appear homosexual.

Smoking lavender is uncool, and people will spread this fact and you'll become sad. So kids, don't smoke lavender!
Josh: Hey, bring some booze and we'll get jungled with my Lavender! I'm gonna get so high when I'm smoking lavender!
by LemonyStuff February 23, 2011
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Smoking Balls

Jimmy flipped three thousand times in one jump, he was really smoking balls.
by Ready-Liver July 5, 2009
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Snookie Punch

The act of having sexual intercourse with the "poof" of a guidette.
Yo brah! I totally Snookie Punched the shit outta that girl last night!
by WakerJaker May 24, 2010
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sookied

Sookie from the hit MTV show "Jersey Shore" got sookied after talking smack to a guy at the bar
by JZShoreFan1 December 28, 2009
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slookie

sloths and cookies combined to make one glorious experience
man, that slookie tasted soooo good
by slookiescookies September 7, 2011
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Sookie Lala

Name for someone who is super pumped to go surfing and spends their whole life trying to, but can never manage to get up and ride a wave. They are terrible with the ladies and think that surfing ill help them pick up. They are scene loving people ie (LALA as in LA), and are really just there to look for glory even though they are making a fool of them self, and end up quitting for the next cool thing.
"Sookie lala, give that shit up and get in front of the mirror"

"Watch out sookie lala, you might get your hair wet!"
by mimasinvest October 14, 2009
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oner&smokingboner

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!
BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great
by NICk February 11, 2004
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