Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

Smash & Roll Out

To leave immediately after screwing.

Eddie: I'll be banging Mandy later!
Jason: Remember, dude: Smash & roll out!

by bullmoosebell February 04, 2011

Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.

Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".

by 69sofine May 09, 2014

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

let me smash

Becky let me smash

Becky, i got you more blue, let me smash no Ron

by bobby big September 01, 2017

The Diddy Kong Smash

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.

I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

by focofox37 April 10, 2007

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

by sicksicsixaec September 03, 2011