Smash Ass

The art of sitting on your ass when you are suppose to be working.

The crew did not get anything done on shift last night but smash ass.

by Spacer335 November 10, 2015

Smash The Castle Towers

The act of 2 men smashing their penises together.

Jeffrey rammed his penis into Todd's to perform the "Smash the Castle Towers".

by 69sofine May 9, 2014

Smash & Roll Out

To leave immediately after screwing.

Eddie: I'll be banging Mandy later!
Jason: Remember, dude: Smash & roll out!

by bullmoosebell February 23, 2011

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

let me smash

Becky let me smash

Becky, i got you more blue, let me smash no Ron

by bobby big September 1, 2017

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

by sicksicsixaec September 4, 2011

The Diddy Kong Smash

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.

I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

by focofox37 April 15, 2007