The slippery Musketeers

A variation of the classic "slippery wizard" but this one requires 3 friends preferably people you know but if not a random can be substituted for a friend.

friend number 1 attracts female (this is usually best looking one out of group best chance of success dont worry everyone gets a turn) When back at hideout friend number 1 starts to stick the female with his pork "sword" and with a wip of his whip the woman is distracted as your friend takes over after swinging in and uses his sword once he has done same the last musketeer joins in , upon finishing the woman turns round to find out nothing because remeber you have a mask on!

Then you all make haste on the 86bus back home !

The slippery Musketeers :P

by Gazz445 September 2, 2010

Finger slippage

to feel someone up or or engage in foreplay with the hands.

"I totally got my finger slippage on with that girl last night in the club"

Jon: "How'd that date go last night?"
Jeff: "Pretty good, we didn't bang, but I got some finger slippage in."

by dontgiveashittt January 3, 2011

Cock Slipper

Should one find themselves having to make the hasty dash from the shower to bedroom, naked, a cock slipper may be used to hide his pork sword. You simply drop the genitalia into front of the slipper and proceed with your journey to your room. Dignity intact.

Shit, this is awkward, I'm naked and i don't have a towel with me. No need to worry, i've got my cock slipper!

Is he... wearing a cock slipper? How crude, we're in a childrens playground!

by Questosterone March 11, 2011

trojan slipper

A condom that's been used more than once and with multiple women.

Guy 1: I heard Bill and a bunch of the chicks he smashed at the party the other day got crabs, yet Bill's been clean. What gives?

Guy 2: It was that first chick that had the crabs, but Bill decided to save money and use a trojan slipper on all of them.

by tehThinker June 8, 2011

pillow slipper

the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts.

that bitch has such a huge foot fetish, she asked for a pillow slipper.

by EdnaModeNephefferphofferson March 28, 2012

Dick Slipper

A woman's vagina. A durogatory word for a woman.

"I'd like to wear that dick slipper."

by BlaqThunda17 February 27, 2013

japanese slipper

The act of slipping a finger inside a girl (or attractive ladyboy) on the dance floor.

Last night I gave that ladyboy the ol' Japanese slipper

by Keoff Gawick February 4, 2015