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sleep radar bitch

wife who refuses to let her husband take an afternoon nap
Sleep radar bitch ,constantly badgers hubby with questions and statements while hubby tries to take said afternoon nap knowingly keeping him up for no known intended purpose .
by manic mechanic 123 March 6, 2011
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Sleeper

A girl who is plain and average looking that you would not give a second look at but if you sleep with her, you find out that she has an incredible body and is exceptional in bed at pleasing a man.
Mary Jane is a sleeper. We ended up sleeping with each other after getting drunk and partying at Jed's party. She is awesome in bed and has a hard body.
by WordVancouver November 24, 2013
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Sleep walking

People who think or claim to be woke, but are just offended for the sake of being offended
That dude who got mad at that white chick who wore a Chinese dress ain't woke, he just sleep walking.
by ObsidianWraith May 31, 2018
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Go To Sleep

Jeff the Killer's catchphrase
by CrazeWay June 12, 2018
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Sleep Nigga

A person who cannot be woken up easily. Someone who is addicted to heavy sleeping and needs some loud noise or a heavy impact to wake up.
I am sleep nigga and need a human to wake me up, the alarms don't cut it.
by Bada Dizzle August 17, 2010
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Amazonian Sleeping Bag

Its the same as a Hot Richard, except during the spoon position with the female party, when you are all cosey after savaging her beaten up gash, she queefs all over the man's tool. You will know when this is about to happen as the female vaginally inhales a pocket of air, which sounds like a sludgy sloppy vacuum cleaner put on reverse. The female will then commence to queef. It will make a similar sound to when you blow up a balloon and then let it go without tying it up. Ususally, and especieally after a session, a load of sludge and other offal from the walls of the female's minge will spew all over your unsuspecting dick and balls.
(1)
Man: oh no, oh no, oh no youuu don'....

Woman: (blubber squelch blubber blubber squelch)

Man:...'t... you filthy slut, you just gave me an Amazonian Sleeping Bag, and now my dick and balls are covered in sticky sludge...

(2)
Guy1: So, i had just smashed the shit out of this dirty slosh pot and was settling down to a cosey spoon, when suddenly the bitch queefed all over my first in command.

Guy2: She didn't did she!?

Guy1: Yes, she did, she gave me an Amazonian sleeping bag.

Guy2: Jesus christ! Are you ok?
by DerekBlazzo April 3, 2009
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Skinny Sleeping

When one decides to embrace the act of sleeping naked.
Roey: I know you didn't sleep with belle!
Hillel: Nah dawg, I even tried skinny sleeping with her and she rejected that too!
by SkinnySleeper545 June 28, 2009
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